Cheez its or me?

I feel that I need to write this story down so I don't forget! This happened after Randy and I were first married. So we were sitting in our little apartment and Randy was eating Cheez- its. (one of his most favorite snacks of all time) and he was eating out of the box and every once in a while he would exclaim "THESE ARE SO GOOD." or "Oh this hits the spot, heids...." or, "Oochie mamma these are good, I just love em!" So, after all these professions of love for cheez -its I turn to Randy and say "Do you love ME, or Cheez its?"(a valid question I thought) and Randy's face immediately goes from elated, to super serious. And he looks at me and says "Heidi, you.... you can't ask me that. I love both of those things." No hint of sarcasm or laughter. So I say "How can I NOT ask you that? You should not have to think about the answer!" He responds " I don't really know what to say..... but I love both." This goes on for awhile, back and forth "How can you not know?" and "I love both!" So I'm very confused and getting quite angry that Randy's love for me does not trump his love for a cracker. And I finally yell "Randal Louis Powell, you tell me right now that you love me more than a cheez-it or I am ending this marriage!" and he stops and says "Wait, did you say cheez-it?" Me: "Yes!" Randy: "OOOOOH I thought you said Jesus."

Yes people. That was our official first fight as a married couple, and that is probably the most anyone has ever used the word Cheez-its.

The end.